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Here we go again. *sigh*

Oh my god, you people (donald trump and co.) are dumb as posts. I don’t even know why I’m addressing you directly, but you waste your presidential time trolling social media, instead of doing more presidential things, like figuring out how to extract yourself from the dumb war that you started with Iran. It has turned into a “forever war”, and a foreign one at that.

  • You purposely pushed Canada, and then ended the trade talks because you apparently don’t know anything about “the art of the deal”.
  • You then posted a bunch of juvenile memes about Canada.
  • You then renamed your side of Lake Ontario to Lake America.
  • Your Trade Secretary then made a hilarious (not!) joke about Canada sicking two old civilian submarines on you. They don’t even exist any more; so much for your intelligence.
  • Your Defence (or War) Secretary then made a joke at the expense of two minor (as in children) civilian Army cadets. Again, so much for your intelligence.
  • Then one of your admirals prevaricated when asked if he’d obey an order to attack Canada.

Do you remember a time when vladimir putin told the whole world, as he massed his troops on the border of Ukraine, that they were exaggerating and prevaricating when they accused him of preparing to invade Ukraine? I don’t even think you need to read anything to know that; it’s common knowledge among anyone who was alive and lucid in 2022.

Well, we and our minor cadets await your invasion. If you think Red Dawn from 1984 was just a fictional film, you’re about to discover the reality.

Lake Ontario

OK, don, you’ve officially jumped the shark. You’re so clueless about world history and how international bodies of water are named. You wasted your sharpie ink on an executive order that means absolutely nothing, except maybe to your press secretary, who doesn’t want to work for your any more after you left her on your decoy plane so the Iranians could shoot it down, while you flew off into the sunset on the old, unworthy (in your opinion), Air Force One.

I see even your lackeys at Google haven’t followed your orders yet, like they did with your fantasy about the “Gulf of America”, which is properly named the Gulf of Mexico.

Lake Ontario

Lake Ontario.

You’re a clown character. Always have been, always will be. You’re laughable.