What the hell has become of the world?!
On one continent we have the adult child of a monarch in a snit because daddy (or daddy’s people) won’t let him stay at the family home while he is in town because, apparently, their AirBnB is fully booked and he missed a deadline to accept an offer to stay … or something like that.
On another continent we have a man-baby who doesn’t understand the rules of football (soccer in his country) and the purpose of red cards, who has to have another man-baby fly across the world with example cards to show to him, and presumably explain their use to him.
These are examples in the dictionary under the entry, “making a mountain out of a molehill”, with the addition that, “We’re man-babies who know nothing about living in the real world and so it’s totally OK for us to pretend that we’re playing with our toys no matter how much play money we have to pay to get our way”, except that in the real world it’s not play money.
In another country on the second continent we have a fifth man-baby who has nothing good to say about anything, whose biggest contribution to the debate about a pipeline between Alberta and British Columbia is that, “It’s not along the route that I wanted.” As you read this sentence, please use the most childish, whiny voice voice you can muster.
All those man-babies are, respectively, Prince Harry, King Charles, donald trump, Gianni Infantino, and Pierre Poilievre. This is what has become of Planet Earth in the 21st century. God help us all.