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September, 2026:

Why the hell does trump come up with a new outrage every day?

On the list today is the latest “hoax” or “scam”. Both are single syllable words to fit into his memory buffer. The whole AI thing is a “hoax” because that (or “scam”) is the only adjective he can think of to describe anything he doesn’t like, such as criticism of his latest thought tangent. If you disagree with him, it’s obviously a “scam” or a “hoax” you’re pushing. Never mind that everyone else having the same thought about the current problems of AI are among the smartest people on the planet, it’s a hoax or a scam.

Nevermind that the Prime Minister of Canada is a trained economist, it’s apparently “laughable” that he’s trying to diversify Canada’s economy, and you’re going to attack the European Union if Carney so much as thinks about the possibility of maybe allying Canada with the EU.

You’re just a joke, donald trump, and America is yesterday’s ally. The fact that you have thousands of supporters telling you that you are wearing clothes is not proof that I am wrong, just that you have been successful at attracting so many stupid people; it’s kinda like the flies-to-shit analogy.

donald trump is such a liar

This statement would be questionable at best with just about any other person’s name, but with this person’s name, if you haven’t heard it proved, just wait 24 hours.

Exhibit A is one of his latest “Bullshit Social” posts, in which he states, “The only control or ‘guardrails’ that AI needs is a STRONG AND SMART (High IQ!) PRESIDENT, and the U.S.A. has that, in spades!“.

(I’d link directly to his post, but “Bullshit Social” has taken a page out of Elon Musk’s book, and made it all but impossible to read their posts unless you sign up for an account, which I’m not going to do.)

Strong and smart? If one was using those adjectives to describe Barack Obama, or Ronald Reagan, sure, maybe most people would agree with you, but you, trump, don’t hold a candle to them. Anyone who has to pronounce themselves to be “STRONG AND SMART” (in capital letters, nogal) is quite clearly not.

And let’s think about what you’re talking about: AI. The second letter stands for “intelligence”, and no, I’m afraid you don’t have any intelligence. Yeah, you’re rich, but you got there despite your intelligence quotient (IQ). (Did you know “IQ” stood for “intelligence quotient”? There are no silent “B’s” in there.) You learnt to bullshit early, and, amazed by your success with it, you continued to use it, and now you’re fooling millions of people into voting for you. Smart you are not. Certainly not as smart as the people you are now calling “Conspiracy Theorists, Treasonists, Traitors, and Leakers”.

You’re tiring.

Exhibit B is your asking/telling Ukraine to stop attacking Russia’s refineries. Umm, Ukraine is at war, a war that Russia and putin started by invading their territory/country. With the exception of the Geneva Conventions, there are just about no rules to war. Even the Conventions I have referred to don’t hold any sway in this war because Russia kills civilians every single day, so they have thrown out that rule book. Why should Ukraine then be forced to hamstring themselves just to make you (trump) feel “strong and smart”? That’s not strong or smart at all.

You might think you are “strong and smart”, but more and more people are seeing through your subterfuge and your lies. That’s why so few people (33%, last time I looked) approve of the way you are fucking up your country.

I can’t wait until there is a grown-up in the White House again.

You’re tiring. Did I mention that?

Exhibit C: Pointing out how little you know about history, yes, a united Ireland would be great, but you’re not the first to conceive of such a possibility. It’s not some great idea that you, and you alone, have conceived. A dis-united Ireland has existed for hundreds of years, and it exists because of … history. So your waving your magic wand will not “solve” that problem.

Exhibit D: My final exhibit is the same as exhibit A, Ukraine. The wool has been pulled over your eyes by vladimir putin, who you allow to taunt NATO. Volodymr Zelenskyy has more smarts in his big toe than you and you son-in-law have combined. You don’t know what war is, or what it’s like to live at war. You have no business trying to settle the war according to some dreamed up criteria that you have.

You’re a joke.

Remembering when Canada stood by the United States of America … one of many times, except for the time we burned the White House

All day yesterday (actually, the day before yesterday in this blog’s time zone now), the world’s (or at least the Western World’s, or at least the North American) airwaves were full of retrospectives about September 11th, 2001 … 25 years ago.

In case you were under a rock that day, this was the day on which the United States of America suffered the worst terrorist attack in its history. Just under 3000 died that day (including Canadians and many other nationalities), and thousands of others have died since. Apparently, Howard Lutnick’s brother died that day. One can only assume that he must have believed the ludicrous and unproven assertion that the hijackers entered the United States via the Canadian border, as he clearly has a hate on for Canada, which he manifests through his support of donald trump’s juvenile tariffs on Canadian goods, and his trolling. One can only wonder why; there is no logical reason.

Former Canadian prime minister Jean Chrétien gave an excellent speech in Gander. He may have been talking generally, but he certainly made some pointed references to the current troubles between Canada and the United States in front of the very unpopular American ambassador, Pete Hoekstra. If Hoekstra had been listening and paying attention, he might have actually understood what Chrétien was saying to him and his boss, but subtlety is lost on Americans.

Anyway, it is not lost on me, as someone who was alive and in the aviation business in 2001 when this happened. I wasn’t flight crew, at that time, but my then-wife worked for Canadian Airlines at the time, and a friend of mine (who would later run for council in the City of Richmond, the city in which Vancouver International Airport is located, was involved with finding sleeping accommodations for the American travellers whose planes were denied entry to the United States, and who were stuck in Vancouver as a result. As it turns out, we didn’t have any space in our house at the time, but many others found beds.

But the point is, between Vancouver and Gander, and in many places in between, Canadians helped out our American friends on those terrible days, without pause for thought. And I know that, even today, while trump thinks of every which way to criticise Canada and blame us for all the troubles in his own country, we would do the same again, even knowing that. Because we also know that trump is unbalanced and only in power temporarily, and any thinking “principal officers of the executive departments” would invoke their 25th Amendment to their Constitution and remove him from power if they were, as I said about their ambassador, “listening and paying attention”, but only about half the citizens of the United States are lucid enough to understand the dangers into which trump puts them, and himself. So yes, we will again help our American friends if they need us in an hour of need, but we’ll only do so grudgingly, keeping in mind that since the last time, we have been mightily slighted.

That’s what you should think about, trump, as you burn every bridge to which you have access. And that’s what you should think about, Americans, as you go to the polls this November.

You’re a dumb fuck, trump

You’re so afraid, as you should be, that you’re going to lose your mid-term elections, that you feel you have to resort to bribing your electorate with cash. I have to admit, US$5000 would go down well right about now, if I was an unfortunate American citizen, but the price of having to put up with Republicans governing my country would be too much.

And anyway, for most American citizens, who have been living so close to the edge during your tenure so far, every penny of those $5000 would go to a bank to pay off credit cards, so it’s a win/win situation for you and your buddies at the banks, who will turn around and give you that $5000 right back in donations (making it a net theft right from your own treasury). It’s a sad situation in which you and the rest of Americans live. If only you had a politician who cared enough about the real people that to do something about it.

But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. In 2024 I honestly thought that Americans couldn’t possibly make the same mistake twice, and yet that was exactly what they did. Well, that’s one thing you Yanks are good at, pushing the envelope; let’s see if, after years of watching you fuck up long-held relationships and upend world order (and not in a good way) the American electorate is really stupid enough to give you more rope to hang yourself.

The Argies are at it again

Andy Burnham, between Leopoldo Galtieri and Javier Milei

Andy Burnham, between Leopoldo Galtieri and Javier Milei.

As if the world didn’t have enough problems, yesterday the president of Argentina, Javier Milei, gave a speech puffing out his chest because he has the school bully, donald trump, in his corner because the UK didn’t support him in his war against Iran. As I said earlier, this is what international diplomacy has become in the modern age: petty tit-for-tat personal scores to settle. It doesn’t matter that the UK and the US supposedly have a “special relationship” or that NATO is a defensive alliance, not an offensive alliance, today I am supporting my “friend” in Argentina, because he’s as short-sighted as me, and together we can cause maximum harm to the most people in the world, with our short-sighted, jingoistic policies that we use to gin up our bases.

It’s very tiring.

All I can say is that I hope Andy Burnham wakes up in a mood to slap down Milei’s jumped up impetuousness. Argentina is in a better economic, financial and democratic position than it was in 1982, but using trump as an excuse for his trump-like behaviour will only get him into trouble again, as it did with Galtieri when he attempted to assert Argentina’s claim on the Falklands. Milei doesn’t realise that he is just being used by trump to make him look good in his upcoming mid-term elections.

Here we go again. *sigh*

Oh my god, you people (donald trump and co.) are dumb as posts. I don’t even know why I’m addressing you directly, but you waste your presidential time trolling social media, instead of doing more presidential things, like figuring out how to extract yourself from the dumb war that you started with Iran. It has turned into a “forever war”, and a foreign one at that.

  • You purposely pushed Canada, and then ended the trade talks because you apparently don’t know anything about “the art of the deal”.
  • You then posted a bunch of juvenile memes about Canada.
  • You then renamed your side of Lake Ontario to Lake America.
  • Your Trade Secretary then made a hilarious (not!) joke about Canada sicking two old civilian submarines on you. They don’t even exist any more; so much for your intelligence.
  • Your Defence (or War) Secretary then made a joke at the expense of two minor (as in children) civilian Army cadets. Again, so much for your intelligence.
  • Then one of your admirals prevaricated when asked if he’d obey an order to attack Canada.

Do you remember a time when vladimir putin told the whole world, as he massed his troops on the border of Ukraine, that they were exaggerating and prevaricating when they accused him of preparing to invade Ukraine? I don’t even think you need to read anything to know that; it’s common knowledge among anyone who was alive and lucid in 2022.

Well, we and our minor cadets await your invasion. If you think Red Dawn from 1984 was just a fictional film, you’re about to discover the reality.