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The Argies are at it again

Andy Burnham, between Leopoldo Galtieri and Javier Milei

Andy Burnham, between Leopoldo Galtieri and Javier Milei.

As if the world didn’t have enough problems, yesterday the president of Argentina, Javier Milei, gave a speech puffing out his chest because he has the school bully, donald trump, in his corner because the UK didn’t support him in his war against Iran. As I said earlier, this is what international diplomacy has become in the modern age: petty tit-for-tat personal scores to settle. It doesn’t matter that the UK and the US supposedly have a “special relationship” or that NATO is a defensive alliance, not an offensive alliance, today I am supporting my “friend” in Argentina, because he’s as short-sighted as me, and together we can cause maximum harm to the most people in the world, with our short-sighted, jingoistic policies that we use to gin up our bases.

It’s very tiring.

All I can say is that I hope Andy Burnham wakes up in a mood to slap down Milei’s jumped up impetuousness. Argentina is in a better economic, financial and democratic position than it was in 1982, but using trump as an excuse for his trump-like behaviour will only get him into trouble again, as it did with Galtieri when he attempted to assert Argentina’s claim on the Falklands. Milei doesn’t realise that he is just being used by trump to make him look good in his upcoming mid-term elections.

Gratuitous bullshit

Sorry, but news that donald trump is supporting the Argies and their puerile “Malvinas” flag incident is beyond the Pale. That would be like the English team unfurling a banner in support of Iran. The problem (one of many) that trump has is that he doesn’t know history, even stuff that happened when he was alive. So if Javier Milei, who is trump’s buddy, decided to repeat the stupidity of Galtieri, there is no doubt that trump would be on the side of Argentina against the United Kingdom.

What a sad world we live in.

England 1 – 0 Argentina

Falkland Islands coat of arms

Falkland Islands coat of arms.

As the British government said, “The World Cup might not be ours but The Falkland Islands definitely are.”

The Argies need to get over the fact that they lost the stupid war that they started, over four decades ago. (There are plenty of other morons, in the 21st century, carrying on the tradition of starting stupid wars that they can’t finish.) I was in high school when that happened, and nobody would mistake me for a high school student these days. Even though I was in Ireland, nobody (again) would have come to the conclusion that Ireland, a traditional enemy of England, was supporting the Argies in their fight. The Brits and Margaret Thatcher won that boxing match defending their territory, and it’s time the Argies realised that and moved past it. A football team are certainly not going to “avenge” anything; they’re mostly a bunch of 21st century diving cry babies (including Messi) that weren’t even alive when their government sent their daddies to their deaths as cannon fodder.

It’s not even worth the ink (electrons) I’ve spilt here. The moron that made the sign that the Argies danced around after the match will never get back that time, but there are other things he (or she) has probably done with his (or her) life that have been equally pointless, but strangely satisfying at the time.