The 10 Things Men & Women Would Never Say


THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY MAN WOULD EVER SAY

1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
   
   
2. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
   
   
3. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
   
   
4. Her tits are just too big.
   
   
5. Sometimes I just want to be held.
   
   
6. That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.
   
   
7. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
   
   
8. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
   
   
9. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
   
   
10. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask directions.
    
    
    
    

THE LAST 10 THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY:

1. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
   
   
2. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
   
   
3. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
   
   
4. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
   
   
5. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
   
   
6. This diamond is way too big.
   
   
7. I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
   
   
8. Wow, it really is 14 inches!
   
   
9. Does this make my butt look too small?
   
   
10. I'm wrong, you must be right again.

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